Few
historical events have been so colossal they have actually
reshaped the course of human history and set new bench marks
for future events. Moses giving the laws to the Israelites
and leading them from bondage to civilization. The life and
death of Jesus Christ juxtaposed with the tumult of the Roman
Empire. Marco Polo traveling to China and reporting to the
Venetians the incredible story of that ancient civilization.
Columbus discovering the New World. Man first stepping on the
Moon and considering the infinite universe!
In early 2007, five musical phenoms joined forces to assault mediocrity in
commercial music by offering one hit wonders and band favorites to the huddled
masses who yearn for ear pleasure.
Imagine it! Songs from groups or solo artists who mostly sucked, but had one
hit song, performed and all gathered together by 1&Done to
blow your minds. One time favorites revived by the greatest part time musicians
ever assembled. Tell your children you heard it here first.
Let’s face it, Moses could wander like no other but his musical skills
weren’t exceptional enough to deserve even a biblical mention; Jesus
catered the party but didn’t provide the jams; Marco Polo could find
Xanadu but knew nothing of Roller-disco; Columbus was too hungry for greatness
to even stop and listen to the native drums much less consider the joy to be
found in the jungle; Neil Armstrong thought of philosophy at that monumental
moment, not the summer of love and the sweet sounds of the sixties.
Truth of the matter: 1&Done musicians are better than
Moses, Jesus, Marco Polo, Columbus, and Neil Armstrong even if they were to
combine forces and form a super group. There is Dave Roberts, “Beat Master
D”, who invented the band and lays down the law on the drums like Moses
after seeing the golden calf. There is Bass man Joe Mejia, the “Rockin’ Thunder”,
who, like Marco Polo, travels far and wide to create exotic grooves. There
is Reba Brewer, “Lady Magic Fingers” on the keyboard, performing
sonic miracles like Jesus on a Sunday. There is Randy Brown, the “Cryptic
Flash”, whose techno inspired guitar tones and riffs are like a fierce
space odyssey that could make Neal Armstrong retreat on behalf of humanity.
There is Salvador Caranza, “The Silk”, whose voice is so sweet
and powerful it could wake Christopher Columbus from his tomb in Seville and
compel him to repent for what he did to native peoples everywhere.
If besting historical figures isn’t enough for you, check out the effect
all those one hit wonders will have on your libido. It has been said that one
hit wonders are better than Viagra. Let the happy music nest in your naughty
regions and drive you to gyrate and spasm like a monkey on crystal meth. Let
the sound waves percolate your blood and drive your soul into a sexy soundgasm.
You owe it to yourself: come to the next show or hire these epochs for your
next important event; your loins will thank you!
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